Professorial Spells

 
The Little Professor has A Compendium of Professorial Magic.

Because I read student newsgroups, my favorite is,

SPEAK POP. Temporarily grants Professors knowledge of contemporary music, television, film, and video games. The Professor must perform a DC 13 Poseur check each time he or she makes an allusion; failure results in -8 Charisma rolls, plus +10 to Students' Resistance rolls.

Unfortunately, this is a level 3 spell and I just can't seem to get enough Charisma points to get beyond level 2. I also need the Magic Laser Pointer from the evil Chair monster.

(Come to think of it, once I have the Magic Laser Pointer, I won't need SPEAK POP. Or Charisma.)