Join Science Scouts and win cool badges! In case you don't know, the complete offical name of Science Scouts is "Order of the Science Scouts of Exemplary Repute and Above Average Physique." (They're lenient about the physique.)
This is one of my favorite badges. All you have to do is Science with no conceivable application (known among friends as the "useless" badge). I've done lots of that kind of science. I'm also eligible for the next level badge— for science that not only has no conceivable application but also isn't even interesting to fellow scientists.
This one's quite ordinary. It's the cloner badge. You can earn it just by cloning something. An advanced version is coming out next year. It's for people who have cloned something that terrorized a small village.
I'm really proud of this one. It's the "somewhat confused as to what scientific field I actually belong to" badge. When you put it on your CV you can refer to it by its more formal name: the transdiscplinary, interdiscplinary, multidisciplinary, or intradisciplinary (TIMI) badge.
Here are some of my other badges ...
[Hat Tip: Eva Amsen]