Ms. Sandwalk's birthday is coming up in a few weeks and I'm getting nervous. I always seem to choose the wrong present. Turns out that a telephoto lens for her camera isn't very romantic. Who knew?
This year it's a sure thing. I worked on bacteriophage T4 as a graduate student and she helped me type my thesis. It's the perfect gift. [NEW - Green T4 Bacteriophage Earrings]
Right?
About last year's gift of a new mop for Mrs. Sandwalk... Are you still pulling the splinters out of you rectum?
ReplyDeleteIt was plastic.
DeleteThe bills were fully covered by Canada's single-payer socialized medicine.
Thanks for asking.
Perfect if YOU are planning on having your ears pierced!:)
ReplyDeleteDamn!
DeleteThat was supposed to be a surprise.
I even put it on YOUR credit card so you wouldn't notice.
We'll give the earrings to our daughter when the new baby arrives.
Not that I can attest to this based on personal experience but my understanding is that piercings are no longer limited to the ears.
DeleteI dunno, my wife would be totally into T4 earrings (but only if they were purple).
ReplyDeletehttps://www.etsy.com/listing/107504838/new-pink-t4-bacteriophage-earrings
DeleteI showed the wife the picture and asked her "wuzzat", and she says, "Virus?" Close enough.
ReplyDeleteOh, Larry. I am so sorry to hear of your impending divorce and possible murder.
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