I just got this email message and I thought I'd share it with the rest of you. All my money is tied up in deals with Nigerians and investments in Viagra so I can't take advantage of this fabulous offer.
I expect to be flush with cash by next week because I just won the European lottery but I'll be spending most of it to enlarge one of my vital organs.
Hello Pal,
I hope my email fine you well. I am in need of your assistance. My name is Sgt. Jarvis Reeves. I am an American soldier serving in the 1st Armored Division in Iraq, we have just been posted out of Iraq and to return in a short while. My colleague and I need your help to transfer out the sum of Twenty Five Mllion U.S Dollars ($25 MUSD). If you are interested I will furnish you with more details
As awair your response.
Email:sgt.jr@hotmail.com
Yours,
Sgt. Jarvis Reeves
God Bless America!!
I'd give that email an enthusiastic reply! But first I'd change your email reply-to address to the discovery institute.
ReplyDeleteYou've got to get your junk email filters in order. I am guessing Pine does not have the self-learning filters option?
ReplyDeleteFunny how Nigerian diplomats, Hong Kong bank managers and American soldiers make the same sort of typos in their emails...
ReplyDeleteAhh! So that's what happened to the money from what has been dubbed as the biggest bank account 'withdrawal' in history, actioned about the time Saddam left Baghdad in hurry!
ReplyDeleteBTW: No relation!
i hope it will no longer be called the "nigerian scam", now that other countries are involved. our name has been soiled for too long.
ReplyDeleteafrican boy, proudly nigerian
i hope it will no longer be called the "nigerian scam", now that other countries are involved. our name has been soiled for too long.
ReplyDeleteafrican boy, proudly nigerian