Prince at the Superbowl

 
Apparently there was a big game last Sunday. I heard the Prince was there so I looked him up on the Uncyclopedia [Prince].

Prince Charles is one of the most widely respected individuals alive today. He is renowned for his intelligence, bravery and hard-working nature. The Prince is considered to be an expert in the fields of nuclear astro-physics, ancient Egypt, paper cutting and contemporary literature.

His recent marriage to Wallis Simpson was one of the most glamorous weddings of modern times only marred slightly by the disappointment felt among many of his female subjects.

There is not a hint of genetic inbreeding in his appearance or his demeanor. He is furthermore regarded as one of the most intelligent species of moss known by current scientists.