Friday, April 23, 2010

Prepare for a "Boobquake" on Monday, April 26, 2010

I don't know what I'm going to do on Monday. On the one hand, I should stay home in case there's a massive earthquake. On the other hand, I may miss all the fun if I stay home [Blogger: Show cleavage to test cleric’s quake theory].

I think I'll take my chances on the university campus.


  1. I read that a few days ago, and it struck me that if that cleric's theory was right, Brazil would be the hardest shaken country in the world; they would have a magnitude 9 every few months or something like this. But that's not the case, in fact they are one of the most stable tectonically countries in the world. I think for now I will go with plate tectonics as a substantially more supported by evidence theory, but apparently evidence means nothing to these people

  2. Georgi,

    The cleric had the wrong natural disaster. Boobs don't cause earthquakes, but they cause global warming. Think about it. Brazil, Hawaii, Key West -- all have a lot of ta-ta's showing and they are all warm places. Antarctica, Alaska, the Northwest Territory have statistically less ta-ta's showing, and are much colder. Coincidence, I think not?

    Maami wata

  3. Maybe. They certainly don't dress indecently in Alaska. But it happens to have a lot of earthquakes and volcanoes :)

  4. Maybe Deepak Chopra could help out with his man-boobs.