Strolling with a skeptical biochemist
Going by the statues behind you, I'm guess you were "touring" the red-light district.
I don't need no steenking Michelin guides. I have GPS (and a travelling companion who is always right, unlike philosophers).
Were you in Piazza San Marco there? When I was in Venice, I paid a Euro for a bag of corn to feed them. As soon as I opened it up, I got swarmed. This was around the time when everyone was freaking out about Asian bird flu, and some American tourists gave me dirty looks, as though I was already infected.