Monday, August 31, 2009

Get a Ph.D.!!!

I already have a degree but for those of you who don't, here's a golden opportunity.
Now you can get real degree just in 4-5 weeks on base of your professional experience

We will get your self a verifiable degree of:
Masters, Bachelors and PhD

Ring right now


Leave your msg, with your full name and number and we will get back to you shortly.
I think it refers to science and engineering degrees. English doesn't seem likely to be one of the eligible categories for Ph.D. studies.

I don't know why it takes so long to get a Bachelor or a Masters degree. Surely you can do it in less time than it takes to get a Ph.D.? Maybe it's cheaper to get a B.Sc. or an M.Sc. The email message didn't mention anything about the cost of the degrees—I'm guessing it would be about 30,000 rubles.

The "personal experience" part is intriguing. Ms. Sandwalk wants to know if you can get a Ph.D. for 35 years of putting up with Ph.D.'s. And I want to know if you can get one for 35 years of putting up with ....... never mind.


  1. And here I went through all of the trouble to defend my Ph.D. last week like a sucker...

  2. While you're at it, you should also join an honor society or two:

    Yes, definitely.

  3. I wouldn't want a degree from a university that would have me for an alumnus...

  4. I also have not yet received my official Magic Robes™ and Doctoral Battle Staff™.

  5. Hold on a second: it didn't say anything about needing a battle staff to defend the thesis in my copy of How to Get a PhD!

    (Also didn't mention anything about it taking only 4-5 weeks or phoning someone to explain my life experience...)

  6. Oh, wow! I've always wanted a PhD. I just never wanted to learn stuff.

  7. For a second I thought this was a picture of the Supreme Court on casual friday.

  8. ...for 35 years of putting up with ....... never mind.

    You have chosen correctly in terminating the question. This shows that you have learned much through experience. You may now apply for for your new PhD.

  9. The most experience I have is in porn collecting. Do they offer PhDs in that particular field?