Monday, December 11, 2006
Stanley Cup Playoffs Are Bad for You!
Medical News Today warns us that Stanley Cup Playoffs Can Harm Your Hearing. Well, duh! Smart Toronto residents have known this for decades. That's why we've skipped the Stanley Cup playoffs so often and why we have carefully avoided winning the cup every single year since 1967. According to the latest results (seven losses in a row), the Toronto Maple Leafs are on track to protect us from hearing loss once again.